My DD is nearly 6 months old and as she is now having some formula I am inviting myself on a night out with some uni friends. The plan is to meet at a swish-looking bar and then go onto a lovely restaurant, both in Soho.
It's all a bit trendy for a woman who spent the winter in jeans and a Helly Hanson skiing jacket. What on earth am I going to wear?
I don't possess a pair of black trousers. I have a fairly impressive cleavage, and nice wrists(!) but otherwise am wobbly these days.
Frankly if I could chop off my head and attend as a head on a wheeled trolley I would...