Because I am off to have my 'lost two stone, having a very expensive hairdo at Lisa Shepherd' treat next week.
And you know how those hairdressers, they judge you if you don't go in with the right look. And they give you the cut they think you 'fit'.
In my head I am 20 and hip and gorgeous.
In reality I am 40-something, fat (though less than before ) and yes, um, mumsy.
Show me product, please.