How come Monsoon do such spectacularly minging shoes???

[moondog]

And a huge swathe of the clothing is grim too.....

Can you link to some examples....?

I always think of it as somewhere to go for an outfit when I'm going to a wedding.

Don't touch their shoes with a barge pole. I took a pair back after a week as the sole had completely fallen off They were flip flop style ones, and the manager refused to refund me as, and I quote, 'they're fashion shoes, they're not meant for walking in'

Please link to the offending articles.

Crack, I can't unfortunately as laptop soslow but they are all vile-the kind of thing a member of the Rotarian Ladies Circle would wear to a dinner dance.

exhibit A
It's the chrome finish

i like some of them! don't you like the peep toes?

Like this perchance?

O my eyes
'statement day shoes'
The statement being 'My name is justallovertheplace, and I like fugly shoes'

SEA,Shelby and Alannah just about pass muster but the others...
Yes, that red pair is hideous.

I declare Peggotty the winner. They are truly vile.

It is the law to wear American Tan tights with the shoes I linked to. And to have bulgy feet-fat.

Exactly Peggotty.
at Just.

And yet, Accessorize is great. How so?

You also need a hefty pair of cankles to compliment the outfit.

I never realised, but yes they are fairly grotesque.

I often think of wedges as quite ugly but these with their silver lamé and turd drops on the toes take the award for me.

Dear God.
Silver wedges only ever worn by plump blowsy faded blondes of acetain age whose spiritual home is Costa del Sol.

moondog is that 'a certain' or 'uncertain'?

Either could be applicable!

lol I like your shoe-personalities moondog. Tell me, who would wear these ?

Very true.
Am on ancient laptop.

Those aren't too bad.
Let's see....slightly arty student type with a bit more cash thanmost.
Purchased for trip to Ibeefa with friends-as recommended by Instyle mebbe?

Yes, I agree. Or perhaps ageing hippy/evening art class tutor reeking of patchouli oil. To be worn with harem trousers.

That first pair pegotty looks like the kind of thing that was semi fashionable in the late 80's early 90's. My Mum had sheos in colours like that.

Those wedges are hidueous, they are old lady holiday shoes.

I have a pair like the red pumps, they're with dark indigo jeans, nautical stripes and a trench coat, the other shoes look like something my aunty Mary would have worn in the 80s.

They're lovely with jeans! I meant.