Short fat woman needs very nice not smocky top for Saturday

[bibbitybobbityhat]

Its not a grand night out, I will be wearing black trousers. But I would love something new, spring-like and very flattering please.

I can't do big patterns.

Any ideas stylistas?

this nautical one
this green paisley
this black with bright paisley
this black and white ditsy print

Any of those take your fancy? i'm thinking high street and not too expensive but if you meant designer investment piece i'll look again

flattering

small floral

How short and fat are you? [not meant in a rhetorical way]