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Has anyone seen the new big thing in bras

21 replies

MmeLindt · 09/03/2010 12:31

According to the [[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1256466/The-tiny-band-fabric-thats-new-big-thing-bras.ht ml Daily Mail] this 'tiny bit of fabric' is set to give us all the norkage we fancy.

A big massive WTF from me.

I will stick with Bravissimo, thanks very much.

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MmeLindt · 09/03/2010 12:31

link, sorry

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Alouiseg · 09/03/2010 12:35

Lol! After a couple of dc's i think i'll stick with minimisers!

I always feel sorry for chaps who pull a bird thinking that she has enormous norks only to discover it's all down to brassiere engineering. The disappointment must be visible.

Northernlurker · 09/03/2010 12:35

This was designed by a man wasn't it? Why would you want to wear two bras? If I wanted to be that uncomfortable I'd just go for a corset!

Starbear · 09/03/2010 12:37

Blimey. There I am looking for a comfortable bra and they invent that.... I must admit using it without a bra would make most men fall at their knees. I might get one when I want him to agree with me on any subject.

Goober · 09/03/2010 12:38

Why, it's lovely. I particularly like the straps on shoulders.

CleverCircusFlea · 09/03/2010 12:40

Sexy.

MmeLindt · 09/03/2010 12:50

yy, and hardly visible under clothes I am sure.

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CiderIUpAndSetIFree · 09/03/2010 12:50

"This is a unique concept - the first extra lift bra that sits under a favourite bra. There was a gap in the market for a bra to enhance a woman's breasts whatever the size."

MY ARSE. There's a gap in the market for a bra that's:
a) very comfortable
b) supportive
c) easy to wear under normal clothing
d) attractive and neutral enough for it not to matter if any part of it should happen to show under clothing

Go and work on that unique concept, bra manufacturers

PestoMonster · 09/03/2010 12:52

Why would you even want your norks turned into hulking great melons

Northernlurker · 09/03/2010 13:10

Pesto - we don't - that's why it was plainly designed by a man!

Starbear · 09/03/2010 13:11

Maybe if your occupation is a striper!

TrillianAstra · 09/03/2010 13:13

I would love my norks turned into "hulking great melons" (in a reversible fashion) but I wouldn't want to have to wear that to achieve it [grn]

BariatricObama · 09/03/2010 13:19

rofl @ the without and with pictures. oh so sad with teeny tiny titties and now so happy with my great big melons

PoppityMoppityandCottontail · 09/03/2010 13:31

at the before and after-

life without wonder twins was awful

now I can live my life with Instant Uplift!

PoppityMoppityandCottontail · 09/03/2010 13:32

X-post Obama!

Rockbird · 09/03/2010 13:35

I'd look like I had three heads if I wore that thing

kneedeepinthedirtylaundry · 09/03/2010 13:37

I like the two pictures ? without, she looks miserable, with, she has a smile!

potplant · 09/03/2010 13:43

I don't need mine to look any bigger.

I'd love to look she does in the first picture.

vesela · 09/03/2010 14:08

Isn't this what country wenches used to wear, with a frilly white thing underneath?

undecidered · 09/03/2010 15:52

Isn't her head bigger as well?

herethereandeverywhere · 09/03/2010 16:27

My large-norked mate at Uni used to wear two bras to achieve just this effect!

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