Liz Hurley turns into drag queen

[SuSylvester]

ooh dear

Baaaad eyeliner. Have you seen the bikini shots of whaterface in the beach. Mrs m ans S

gawd I have soo got altzheimers MARLENE

Anyhoo she's wearing an veh forgiving bikini I reckon it would be dead flattering

Good god, what was Leona Lewis wearing tho'

yes if you had freid eggs for booswams yes

Ooh too much kohl pencil Liz.

That's the comptehensive school in Basingstoke coming out.

god i had loads of new biknis last year

I'm more fried egg than cantelope so i'd be okay

Christ, if I had tits like that at 44 I'm not sure I'd have bothered wearing a top at all

How does she get away with not needing to wear a bra for support? I don't have large norks, but even I couldn't wear anything without a bra underneath.

Apart from the boob showing, I think she looks lovely.

lol at "turns into"

Leona - yes, wtf.

K Moss looks nice

Is it this bikini Cyb? need something for my poached eggs.

They're fake, guttersnipe

thank the lord she wasn't in Mumbai

I thought she looked great. Good on her.

Oh, have they always been fake? Surely not in that safety pin dress?

Sorry, Coleen is "svelte"?!!!! Nothing wrong with her figure, but I wouldn't describe her as svelte and the lower photos of her clearly show her tummy is not toned.

squeave its this one, is marks's but havent looked on their site yet

No, I think she's had a bit of lifting done.

Thanks Cyb - that IS nice.

Who the hell has a toned tummy 3 months after giving birth guttersnipe? I think she looks great

I'm with WtheWTW

I think she looks bloody gorgeous

Dunno, I don't think Liz looks bad at all really, apart from the dodgy eyeliner - beatch

Leona on the other hand, looks distinctly odd. And an uncharitable rofl at her new tattoo:

'The tattoo which runs from the nape of her neck to her back reads: 'Their beauty captures every eye, a gift from God for all mankind, they lend us wings so we may fly, to ride a horse is to ride the sky.'

WOW- even with the pixellated photo- that baby looks the spit of Wayne! Colleen looks great but she's not exactly svelte, I agree.

lol @taoo

Bet Simon Cowell dreams of riding her like a horse

By god, Leona Lewis looks like one of the chocolates wrappers in a box of roses - is it the fudge one?

Liz Hurley's face is starting to take on a slightly embalmed quality; however, can't fault her body, the cow!!

I think Myleene's bikini is this one.

yes dex I think you are right. Looks good in black. With no muffin tops. And a tan. in Barbados.