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[choosyfloosy]

don't blow raspberries please please but i do need help!

have got to get a boden 'frock or equivalent' for this 'ere haiku party

i'm guessing that i can't ask for the whole outfit that i happily put together this morning

am size 18 apple - 5'9 - and very very big on the ribcage with relatively small gazongas (40D) so anything that comes in under the bust makes me look like ten ton trucker IMO

i have NO clothes except for one pair reasonable jeans (dark blue, low rise, boot cut) and conversely one very long and studenty top from Next. if it wasn't compulsory boden i would wear these together.

any help?? green, grey, white I like, midblues also look nice on me

I have these in purple and they're lovely.

So those, dark jeans and a nice top - very boden, very mn

lol at goggles

yes loving the purple stacks. I would roll my jeans up a smidge to get the full impact of those

Oh yes - definintely roll jeans up.

As I've been housebound with sick ds1 today I rolled up my new khaki zara skinny trousers and wore with clogs. I am so spring 2010

ha get you shimmying round like its London fashion week!

Oh, it is

oh flippin eck tucker. i haven't done heels for so many years.

but i think you hit the nail with the top cyb, though in blue/silver for me

what about the [cough] 'fab' sandals
here

hmm, do we do heels?

cough, didn;t read first line of your post

choosy is makine me larf

please please get these Johnny wants you to have them .

THEn send them to me

cyb has WON?
the challenge?

see what happens when you eat your tea at 6.30

no am still catching up with all links

liked that georgette shirt but it was on sale, my size long gorn

dealing with waves of hate and love for everything

am quite tempted to get the silver heels and wear with jeans and my black corset with a black sheer top over

ok i forgot to mention that i have a corset, not to mention the sheer top, it somehow doesn't seem very boden

but those heels are quite corsety

but i would NEVER wear them again which seems ludicrous

then you sell them
the heels have bad reviews for comfort.
god choose its so esciting
you need to GRILL Olivia as to clothing alowance

ok have asked

feel very rude

like when i asked for change from the Quaker Meeting collection plate

Um, when you are done helping choosy (well done BTW) please can you help me?