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"And the award for the most ridiculous modelling pose goes to...."

33 replies

Cyb · 31/01/2010 20:31

drumroll I don't know about you but I'm ALWAYS doing shoulder crabs on my perspex coffee table

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HelloThisIsJoanie · 31/01/2010 20:33

that site makes me uneasy.
verging on porn

Miggsie · 31/01/2010 20:33

I think the ad is aimed at men iwth the subliminal message "you can fuck on this table and it won't break"

fruitshootsandheaves · 31/01/2010 20:33

oh yes I always lay like that whilst I'm watching casualty on a saturday night. I often spill my drink though

Cyb · 31/01/2010 20:34

Joanie thats what I thought, tres Readers Wives. I've been in the shops they are DIRE

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southeastastra · 31/01/2010 20:35

i buy loads from american apparel

Cyb · 31/01/2010 20:37

Are you a Kid From fame?

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southeastastra · 31/01/2010 20:38

i like a well made stretchy sweat

HelloThisIsJoanie · 31/01/2010 20:39

iw as disappointed by the shops
lots of leggings hanging around like someone had jsut taken them off and they were all droopy

southeastastra · 31/01/2010 20:40

you have to try them on

AitchTwoOhOneOh · 31/01/2010 20:40

the photo reminds me of a story i once heard about cliff richard.

Cyb · 31/01/2010 20:44

Aitch that crossed my mind too, but in the version I heard version it was a 'friend of a friend'

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Cyb · 31/01/2010 20:44

too many versions

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thisxgirl · 31/01/2010 20:49

I like some American Apparel bits - pretty expensive for the design/quality though - but yeah, their advertising is always rather provocative. Sometimes in a sort of coy way, mostly in a LOOK-at-my-crotch sort of way. The models seem like they're characterised as the sexy girls-next-door - slightly plain-faced with nubile, taut bodies.

NorkilyChallenged · 31/01/2010 20:56

It's such an odd site.

A mix of leggings and tops and then

stripper-wear

or look at the more views on this

V odd.

cornsilk · 31/01/2010 20:59

I don't know the Cliff Richard story. Was he wearing a spandex leotard?

Bobbiewickham · 31/01/2010 21:30

Is she flicking the bean?

glasjam · 31/01/2010 22:38

Absolutely have to know this Cliff Richard story - my mind is boggling!! Will definitely be catching up with you this week Aitch

AitchTwoOhOneOh · 31/01/2010 22:42

that would be great! thurs? or of course we can come to you on friday afternoon, lol, now that i know how to get there. how did the move go? kids happy?

BitOfFun · 31/01/2010 22:43

It wasn't Cliff Richard- it was Noddy Holder. He used to get paid to shit on a glass table while a wealthy perv lay under it. He wrote about it in his autobiography.

AitchTwoOhOneOh · 31/01/2010 22:43

ah you see, that is not the story.

BoysAreLikeDogs · 31/01/2010 22:49

ewwww

Both at the shots and the story(s)

KerryMumbles · 31/01/2010 22:50

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BitOfFun · 31/01/2010 22:57

Ooh, a pooing on a coffee table story that I haven't heard?

BoysAreLikeDogs · 31/01/2010 22:58

I am rather disappointed that you didn't BoF

JodieO · 31/01/2010 23:00

The model looks very young too...

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