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Aren't these the most stupid shoes you've ever seen?

26 replies

mermaidgirl · 28/01/2010 13:55

here

WTF? Who the hell would wear these???

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paddingtonbear1 · 28/01/2010 13:58

hmmm, well definitely different!
I see they're on offer, but no way would I wear those.

HoneyPetal · 28/01/2010 13:58

They are reduced....

WeWantYourDoofDoofs · 28/01/2010 14:00

Ugh, but I think I'd rather wear those mermaidgirl than these [boak]

FlamingoBingo · 28/01/2010 14:02

I want to see a pic of someone wearing them!

Agree they are hideous

DoofDoofs - your link sent me to a blackberry mobile!

MayorNaze · 28/01/2010 14:02

they look like costumes left over from life of bryan

sazzlelou · 28/01/2010 14:04

Ooooh - they were in the sale in store last sumer, the must have heaps left over.

I tried them on for a laugh, and they look even more twattish on

Mmmango · 28/01/2010 14:06

"Snag this black fabric, flat sandal. Fish for the stretchy, leg warmer upper. Fabric lining, man made sock and sole."
wtf?

noddyholder · 28/01/2010 14:08

Young skinny beautiful girl in black ballerina type dress at a festival-yes- everyone else NO!!!!!

pagwatch · 28/01/2010 14:11

they are the most stupid ones ever seen on the high street.
Butthen their stupidity can only dream of the dizzy heights reached by these

HoneyPetal · 28/01/2010 14:12

Even if I saw such a nymph, I'd be thinking 'lovely girl, WTF is up with those shoes??'

crankytwanky · 28/01/2010 14:28

Pag, !
They make me feel a little bit sick! They must hurt!

I'm snapping up the sandals in yellow though. Mmmm. Perfect for summer. At least one could wear a skirt & sandals without exposing ones varicose veins!

Ripeberry · 28/01/2010 14:31

LMAO! That is totaly bonkers!

MadamDeathstare · 28/01/2010 14:33

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gingeme · 28/01/2010 14:35

pagwatch they look very ouch. Like a ballerinas point shoes only to be worn by ballerinas if you catch my drift. Ouch again!

pagwatch · 28/01/2010 14:38

ouch indeed.

I thinkyou would break the legs of a lot of small dogs.
Surely Paris Hilton will be stymmied - 'shoes or dog in plaster cast - which is coolest?'

WeWantYourDoofDoofs · 28/01/2010 18:50

oops, sorry for the link, I'll never find them again now to show you but trust me they were truly truly truly hideous!

WeWantYourDoofDoofs · 28/01/2010 18:52

well what do you know, I found it

schuh.co.uk/womens-black-t-u-k-s-and-s-super-spiky-boot/1478007040/

starshaker · 28/01/2010 18:54

wow i want those in pink

PoppityPing · 28/01/2010 19:03

Pag, those shoes are going to give me nightmares

mathanxiety · 28/01/2010 19:10

Pagwatch, they look like hooves

The Tuks remind me of the days of the Bay City Rollers.

nickschick · 28/01/2010 19:13

My mum used to have some wooden shoes with a plastic thing in the heel that was clear and it looked like fish were swimming in there....????

pagwatch · 28/01/2010 19:18

in fairness even Alexander McQueen made them for his shows - he never expected to make 'real' ones to sell.

Can you believe a designer managed to underestimate some womens capacity for dreadful taste

doubleinstructions · 28/01/2010 19:18

Ha Ha Ha...they are beauties,love the testimonials on the last pair.

KristinaM · 28/01/2010 19:21

you are being most uncharitable

the shoes in the OP are clearly for poor souls suffering from varicose veins

MavisEnderby · 28/01/2010 19:28

They do slighlty remind me of some kind of orthopaedic support type thing.

dd wears AFOS and I think even they look better than those shoes.lol