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Face or arse....

31 replies

Ronaldinhio · 19/01/2010 19:59

I submit face or arse
If it is to be a choice of nice arse or nice face, which would you have?

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AnyFucker · 19/01/2010 20:00

there isn't much difference between mine...

cocolepew · 19/01/2010 20:03

Face, I've lost weight and I got more lines!

[reaches for double decker]

IcedBum · 19/01/2010 20:04

Face, easily! I can't see my arse, even if it's prettily iced. Have to face the mug every day.

Ronaldinhio · 19/01/2010 20:05

arse

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LastTrainToGeneva · 19/01/2010 20:20

Face. Most definitely face.

mamazon · 19/01/2010 20:21

i'd chose face, though it currently looks like my arse so not much in it really

Cyb · 19/01/2010 20:21

I have managed to save neither

cocolepew · 19/01/2010 20:22

I don't like having big thighs though.

Cyb · 19/01/2010 20:23

always a good excuse to do arse or elbow

Ronaldinhio · 19/01/2010 20:24

you must have a lush arse mamazon

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miche8 · 19/01/2010 20:24

Face

kissmummy · 19/01/2010 20:26

face face face. hannah waterman looks appalling. i honestly thought she was in her 50s when i saw a picture of her on the front of the papers the other day. was totally shocked to find she's only 34 or something.

Hassled · 19/01/2010 20:33

Nice face. And over a certain age (40 ish) you can't have both, as I've recently worked out. I lose weight, I gain 10 years.

Although there are exceptions. You sometimes see slim and glamorous older women - but those are the women with the amazing bone structure who were born attractive. It's all in the cheekbones.

Roxylox · 19/01/2010 20:38

I'd like to choose face, but it has a life and will of its own - arse.[stirring music fades in] Neither exercise or diet will diminish it

SixtyFootDoll · 19/01/2010 20:42

Face
Nice link Cyb!

Ronaldinhio · 19/01/2010 20:49

face

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SofaKingFedUpOfSnow · 19/01/2010 21:07

Great link Cyb

My DH is an arse expert.

Apparently I don't know my arse from my elbow!

AbricotsSecs · 19/01/2010 21:08

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gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 19/01/2010 21:10

Face. But i have plenty of arse to shed before the choice becomes a real one

KristinaM · 19/01/2010 21:10

face every time

GeorginaWorsley · 19/01/2010 21:13

Face.but prefer a happy medium!
No Victoria Beckham/Hannah Waterman etc for me.

SixtyFootDoll · 19/01/2010 21:24

Can I transfer the fat form my arse TO my face? Plump it up a bit?

Ronaldinhio · 19/01/2010 21:32

arse

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LetThemEatCake · 19/01/2010 21:49

I want to say arse, only because I've wanted a nice arse my whole life, whereas I've been less bothered about my face

It grieves me to think that I may have to give up on my dreams of achieving the former in order to achieve the latter. Why didn't I get more motivated and have them both, at least once in my lifetime??