Right, nobody come to my front door for the next hour or so...

[MayorNaze]

have got curlers in

are you married to Andy Capp?

ha i have thought this through - postie doesn't come until at least 12 and am not expecting any parcels, so won't have to answer the door

oh crap have just found a bit i missed

TOSSING dh and ebay!!!!!!

have just been rumbled by the postie

i did stuff it all in a hat but he knew. and he knew that i knew he knew. he is probably giggling all the way to the depot...

I told you he was coming up the path

It could be worse, I've accidentally flashed a boob at the postie.

Loving the idea of you trying to cram it into a hat.

i attempted to answer the door with dignity and aplomb.

but instead i looked like mrs overall

fret not mayor

posties must see all sorts

i'm pretty sure i've flashed my norks at mine, answering the door mid bf

thankfully our pstie is a woman

actually i think have answered the door bf before...and wearing nowt but a towel on anoher occasion.

and i'm getting flustered about curlers!!

this could be a new thread - how many people have shown their norks to the postman???

Come on Mayor, don't you know that putting curlers in/slapping on a facemask/doing a fake tan draws people to your front door? You can have had no callers for a year, but 3 will turn up the minute you don't want them too.

i know. good job i did moustache bleaching last night