Is Johnny B trying to preserve my modesty? (but late for that)

[BlueKangerooWonders]

I got a Boden skirt from a charity shop and checked the care label. It says (after dry clean only) that I have to 'wear dark underwear'

Whatever next 'better wear flat shoes in case you fall over' ? Or 'don't forget your vest, it's a bit parky'?

Nice of him to care!

I'd love someone to remind me to put my vest on! It shows he cares.

Oh, Johnny!

With some of his tops, he does advise you to wear a cami underneath, though, doesn't he.

Maybe it's in case the colour rubs off onto your white undies- the labels on his denim skirts and jeans talk about possible colour-transfer.

perhaps it's just a perversion of his..........so that if he sees one of his denim skirts he thinks,....mmmm black knickers

I wouldn't mind except that it's ankle-length and thick wool with a lining too!

I would like a 'don't forget your vest' - could do with that on the DC's clothes. Then I could say, 'Look. It says here that you have to wear a vest'.

pmsl

they should extend the idea to include 'strapless bra should be worn' on strapless tops and 'please ensure top worn is long enough to cover muffin top' on tight jeans

see now this is exactly the reaon why i have come to love Boden customers, you all have a great sense of humour

OMG- is BOBDEBOY Johnnie B himself?!

Or even BODENBOY!