Bitchy thought for the day: why does Claudia Schiffer always look so unstylish?

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She is beautiful, thin, rich and wears all the 'right' things, yet she never looks stylish. What is she lacking?

I am wearing M&S trackies with a cardigan and a pair of Tesco slippers, and yet still I judge.

I think she is lacking some inner beauty myself but that is being judgey. I don't know her that well, obviously, only the odd lunch.

I've seen her in the flesh without makeup

Its Not Good

Shes v nice though so stop being a cow bag

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I don't think her hair looks great - fringe all wrong on her.

too blonde too.

and yet...that's not all it is.

I am judging Jamie Oliver's bad highlights and blobby face atm. Bitch away.

Claudia, hmm, never my fave supermodel when growing up as a young teen(miaow), far preferred cindy or Helena. Once read a make up person said her eyes were like a "rabbit with myximotosis (sp)" without mascara. She just looks a bit boring (but the kind of boring I wouldn't mind being).

Its cos shes forrin innit

I is forrin meself

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I can't remember what she wears. (Except once with a roll neck and pinafore type thing).

For me its because she was once 'engaged' to that rather strange magician. Can't recall his name though she adds helpfully.

cos shes German?

I always wanted to be Christy

Shes gorge.

Poor ole Claudia's a bit blotchy in RL.

david copperfield. v. weird all that stuff.

I think she is gorgeous but strangely asexual

I too wanted to be Christy or Helena!

David copperfield was the ex fiancée. V weird looking man. She is not my favourite supermodel- not that I have a top 10 or anything! She is nice looking but if I were a man I don't think I would fancy her.

Yes, I think the slime of that Copperfield fella has rubbed off on her and she is tainted. Glad to hear she's got rubbish skin or life would be too unfair. Helena was my fave too and I secretly yearned to be Yasmin Le Bon, but without the husband.

Helena went out with "Sex God" Michael Hutchence
Claudia went out withDavid Copperfield

Who'd you rather be as a 14 year old girl?

Claudia is just a bit bland and meh

Oh yes, Christy was my fave super too.
She still looks amazing.

Anyway... Claudia. She's just a bit conventionally pretty. Not stunning, just pretty. She's always had gorgeous hair though, although it's a bit brighter than it was a few years ago and could do with toning down a little.

Here's Cousin It Claudia with her new super bright hair.

who are all you people who have met her in real life ????

personally, I think she is terminally unstylish

wears drab clothes, dowdy polo-necks and boring styles

she photographs well, though

Well, she dresses a lot better than me. But not a style I particularly like. I think possibly she doesn't shag/arselick enough designers for her 'look' to be declared 'now'. Quite possibly she doesn't care.