Your Christmas gifiting dilemmas SOLVED

[squeaver]

By Tyler Brule (with TWO accents on his name)

and we all thought Lucia Van Der Post was over the top

Tyler Brule? bet his real name is Trevor Burns.

I don't think "to gift" is an acceptable verb.

I will have to shoot you unless you were using it ironically.

What is it to be?

Oh FFS "provocative coffee-table books".

Ok Tyler. A challenge if you're man enough.

Something for my 92 year old granny for under £30. And I won't be shopping outside Glasgow.

I'm sure you'll find something in one of Sauchiehall Street's bijoux fragrance houses, shona.