how do oyu try on hats in a shop avoiding TWAT potential

[InterruptingKid]

you see hat
it might be a twat hat
you place hat on ponce
you look a ponce.

how do you not let anyone see you?

what, do i have to rofl at yours too?

Blue steel Cos it makes us look SO much better.

People ponce around in hat depts because it is so unnatural. And they are ALWAYS going to a wedding so they have to buy something crispy and in a shiny shade of peach.

I suspect it is somewhat different in Philip Treacy's shop?

i like the idea of taking a ponce with you.

My head is like a pumpkin so if ever I am in a situation where others try on hats I can excuse myself by perching the first on on top like a pie and then watching them make prats of themselves.

my mother looks like benny in every hat but insists on wearing them

I have noticed that when you try on a(big or posh)hat, people look. Why do they do that?!

do you look like Benny?

That's why I'd look or to see if you were pulling a strange face or sometimes simply bacause I'm a bit jealous that hats don't fit me and I want to see what it's like on you

you know the trend for burlesque hats?
all hats look like that on me

No!!! hats and me are great friends! I love them and generally can wear them well
Dd 2.10 is the same.

nooooo
my dd1 is like me giant comical head

ver jealous

sorry! We are just lucky I guess...?

I am not convinced by berets, but now have strange desire to try one. I'm going to London to see friends in a couple of weeks, so will enlist their help to maximise comic potential.

The odd thing is, I have quite a large head, but beanie hats and their ilk seem to have strange shrinking qualities.