Sequin skirt.

[Amandoh]

I think this is a lesson in making sure the the top half and the bottom half of your body both want to go out on the same night.

Poor old Penny Smith (Scroll down). I'm reminded of the woman I saw wearing court shoes with a track suit.

at halves of body dressing themselves independently

wtf???

She must have worn it for a bet.

Boots. They're those stretchy things that Trinny and Suz used to put all their victims clients in.

I wish she'd be walking in the other direction then we could see the bag too! Or maybe it's more fun to guess...

I fear it's a Kipling one with a dangling monkey.