I saw someone on the tube this morning wearing....

[dillydally]

Trousers with the zip on the arse crack...I did a chuckle brothers double take...Is this the new fashion? Is this safe? Will ASBO youths not try and pull zip down?

I would!

Would wear them on pull them down??

be handy for potty training. I wonder if they do titchy sizes?

imagine going out for the night in them and all the stupid idiots trying to undo your zip in the pub/club! yuk.

I was tempted to give a quick tug just because they were there, well they were walking past me on the escalator..

They are not safe...ban them...

Pull them down! I always feel tempted when I see a zip in a silly place, or those low slung jeans with the thong sticking over the top.

Low slung jeans and pants showing always makes me think wedgie!
But now I am old responsible mother...I discrad the thought quickly