i read it like this htis morning which in itself was an issue as I was eating dorset muesli at the time.
the women in there like at the top of the page have this sad look in their eyes, a far away look as if to say "I was supposed to be meetin Karl Lagerfeld and snorting cocaine in Milaaaaaaaaarn and here I am with a cardboard pair of antlers and kintting needles modelling a bawdy scarf and wrist warmers"
its so shit