For reasons that are just too long and complicated to explain, I am going to have to go to a nightclub next weekend.
I am happy to say that a large part of my youf was misspent but that was an awfully long time ago. Nowadays, evenings out (rare) tend to be spent with friends, at the theatre or mind-numbing black tie dinners.
So I have NOTHING to wear. I really need some inspiration. I don't even know where to start ...