What are Monsoon thinking???

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Pantomime dress

teatowel thing

JUST

REALLY

AWFUL

Saying that they have some v nice stuff in as well...just...well, I don't understand

its snow White isn't it! Thats what I have in my head...(see what a long weekend at euro disney does to you....)

They will think there has been a national walt disney phenomenon

can I take 7 persons of restricted growth with me, as long as they are willing?

yes and a red apple

Oh I like the bow. Not keen on flappy bits at the back though.

Laughing at pantomime dress.

That mac, it's lovely in theory but I tried it on and the buttons on the epaulette-things seemed really weirdly placed on my chest (do I have a weird chest? they looked as if they were nipple decorations).

Feck I wish I hadn't posted that I think I do have a weird chest.

Re. handkercheify dress thing I saw a friend in something similar, slippy hardly-there silky stuff, she's got a v boyish figure and long slim legs and she wore it with weird wooden shoes and she look AMAZING.

ewww - weird name for a mac.

Yes, this season I want my clothing named after the fictional victim of grooming and sexual abuse.....

mac looks lovely in picture but suspect it would lose its charm on the real person - strictly for petit lovely women - possibly only japanese women

We haven't checked out their menswear dept yet.

I LOVE this

really gorgeous, but not sure for what occasion...also £££

I saw the pantomine dress in a shop last week along with same style tops and skirts....was exactly the same as some hideous 'wench' costumes we hired from a fancy dress shop a few weeks ago for a party. Truly awful!!

LOL at "wench"

That second link right at the top even makes the invisible mannequin look fat!

That is GOLD.

Well, DH will have to wait till the sales and I have evicted my little passenger.

However, Pantomime dress + 8 month bump?

Might work, actually.

OK - someone needs to email Monsoon and ask them what on earthnos going on - that stuff is VILE!!!

Actually unbelievable. I have worn some Monsoon stuff for years - real old favourites. The panto dress signals a mahajor problem developing!

They don't answer when you email. I did that last year to tell them their mannequin was hideously unflattering to any chosen garment, because of her pelvically thrusted stance. I said Nobody stands like that.
They took not a jot of notice - not a JOT!

That mac looks like something Emily Bishop would wear on Corrie.

Actually am now tempted to buy said pantomime dress when it comes to the sales as a fancy dress costume, is this insane?