here. To be fair, they do look better in rl.
I have no need for them
I possibly wouldn't be able to walk in them (dodgy ankle, broken bone in foot on the mend}
They are animal print - fgs my pet (oh how ironic!) hate.
Dh would hate them with a passion and divorce me immediately on sight of them, or just laugh his face off and tell me I wasn't being serious
I can't imagine ever having an occasion to wear.
But I lurve them.
So somebody come and tell me they are terrible, give me a slap and tell me not to be so silly.