LOL Anyfucker!!
When pg with DS1, I had a pair of jeans like these and also a rather attractive pair in grey cotton for work both from DP......yum THankfully, by the time I had DS2 5 years later, things had improved dramatically (altho am still rather miffed that Top SHop maternity range started when I was 36 weeks )
It wasn't that pregnant women had a total style bypass immediately they got a positive test, it was just that there was bog all in the way of maternity clothes!