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false tan is great!

17 replies

VousFaireVousPeutAvecUneChevre · 15/07/2009 19:26

i no longer have legs that look like 2 haddock fillets! hurrah

i am not talking one show orange here just a nice subtle glow!

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nickytwotimes · 15/07/2009 19:28

Which one did you use?
I normally look like I have been tangoed (badly).

Btw, what does your name mean?

Chevre · 15/07/2009 19:29

i used st moritz (semi chem san tropez rip off)

you look tangoed until you shower and wash off the guide colour

Chevre · 15/07/2009 19:30

name was crappy bastile day thingy ignore

secret is to buy tanning mitt to apply

nickytwotimes · 15/07/2009 19:31

Oh, right, might try the mitt thing.
Semi Chem is fab.

PotterVsCullen · 15/07/2009 19:32

I had a wonderful spray tan. Was strong but natural and looked like I had spent two weeks in Barbados.

Unfortunately I did not get DH sprayed, so he looked like he'd spent two weeks in Bognor.

Chevre · 15/07/2009 19:33

have to admit i was seagulling in semi chem on advice of my hairdresser but i also got some great makeup!

Chevre · 15/07/2009 19:33

snurk @ spraying dh. could you do him when he is asleep

PotterVsCullen · 15/07/2009 19:37

Seagulling?

Chevre · 15/07/2009 19:39

think i got the expression slightly wrong!

PotterVsCullen · 15/07/2009 19:46

Bloody hell! What an education for a Wednesday evening!

Chevre · 15/07/2009 19:48

yes i got quite a few looks in semi chem i don't think i can go back!

Owls · 15/07/2009 19:49

Was going to come on thread and agree re spray tans but

ProfessorPhantomPlopper · 15/07/2009 19:50

at seagulling.

Chevre · 15/07/2009 19:53

i meant to refer to the seagull phenomenone, identified by cod, whereby middle class women descent upon lidl or some such to buy some fabulously cheap product squawking with selfsatisfaction and condescension

PotterVsCullen · 15/07/2009 21:22

A bit like a "seagull manager"? Comes into the office, squawks loudly at everyone and then sh*%s over everything?

PotterVsCullen · 15/07/2009 21:25

Just had to google semichem. My nearest store is 327 miles away.
I could travel that far and get a real tan

firstmum45 · 16/07/2009 17:01

Chevre can you by it online do you have a link for it.

Was it a bargain?

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