false tan is great!

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i no longer have legs that look like 2 haddock fillets! hurrah

i am not talking one show orange here just a nice subtle glow!

Which one did you use?
I normally look like I have been tangoed (badly).

Btw, what does your name mean?

i used st moritz (semi chem san tropez rip off)

you look tangoed until you shower and wash off the guide colour

name was crappy bastile day thingy ignore

secret is to buy tanning mitt to apply

Oh, right, might try the mitt thing.
Semi Chem is fab.

I had a wonderful spray tan. Was strong but natural and looked like I had spent two weeks in Barbados.

Unfortunately I did not get DH sprayed, so he looked like he'd spent two weeks in Bognor.

have to admit i was seagulling in semi chem on advice of my hairdresser but i also got some great makeup!

snurk @ spraying dh. could you do him when he is asleep

Seagulling?

think i got the expression slightly wrong!

Bloody hell! What an education for a Wednesday evening!

yes i got quite a few looks in semi chem i don't think i can go back!

Was going to come on thread and agree re spray tans but

at seagulling.

i meant to refer to the seagull phenomenone, identified by cod, whereby middle class women descent upon lidl or some such to buy some fabulously cheap product squawking with selfsatisfaction and condescension

A bit like a "seagull manager"? Comes into the office, squawks loudly at everyone and then sh*%s over everything?

Just had to google semichem. My nearest store is 327 miles away.
I could travel that far and get a real tan

Chevre can you by it online do you have a link for it.

Was it a bargain?