nice dress for lumpen lady s'il vous plait!

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just looked a pictures from the weekend and i am decidely lumpen. i am taking steps to rectify the situation but in the mean time i need a dress to make me feel fabulous at a fairly posh wedding. would like something knee lenght and with straps or sleeves and not too formal.

What size? What hair colour do you have? Any best parts you like to show off (boobs? Calves?) What colours do you like? How old are you? (I know, nasty questions to ask a lady, but necessary!)

I love vicarious shopping and have a spare few moments!

oh come on goaty
size colour budget
you KNOW the drill

size - i am in denial. i still fit into some 12 and 14 clothes but i suspect they have grown with me. lets say 14. my stomach is protruding atm and really don't want to wear spanx to a hot july wedding!

colour - i like colour! not yellow, warm reds and green and blue.

i not longer have best bits [on my period and low self esteem emoticon]

hair is short and darkish with highlights [middle aged cliche emoticon]

how did this happen to me!

will we show bits of our body
saw lots of nice ones in a huge marks yest

maybe i nice brightly floraled burka!

i think showing bit of body is good given that it will be hot. i will show legs but not above the knee. arms ok i think

simples i could email picture if you promise not to laugh

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simples i love that! not sure if i can carry off silver

this?

FCUK dress

while we are looking god i love this for the winter

that second one is nice but not sure about the modesty flap over the stomach.

like this but would probably walk round all day like the model in the video and humiliate dh

bob not so keen on otto due to stomach situation

didn't even consider m&s tbh will have to go and rumage. might even treat myself to a foot glove!

any ideas on shoes? i can do mid heels and flexitol is at the ready

millen of karen

so a shift idea then

spots?
i ahev just been to teh chirpodist and i haev feet of a baby.

now THIs you coudl wear in the winter too

no to spots.

that karen millen dress is almost normal, where is the big freaky zip that normally ruins their clothes

oh comne ON goat i need to go out to find the cat drink cocktails

That spotty one is gorgeous... but would it work on a lumpy post-pg body? (me, size 12, not goat of course!)

ok i will go to m&s and try your grey one on. cocktails @ this hours? are you going through some sort of jaded colonial phase?

I haev a phase eight spot wrap dress i bought and didnt wear for a year as we skived the wedding.
then i wore it to a works drinks do and loved it
AND its a 12 so good for vanity.

Right cat is awol
need to patrol the perimiter

later

I am loving this on atm too...