Jewellery on the beach yay or nay?

[CheeseCheese]

AFter my memories of the south of france in the late 70s when we saw a woman with a stomach chain....
It seems to be recommended in the fashion mags.
For me the hotter it gets the less i want adornement of any type - clothes, shoes make up then jewllery.
IS there room for bangles and baubles on the beach?

hers was just gold tbh

No. It's chavvy.

lol
as modelled by that classy bird on that ebay link

No. It's so try-hard, wannabe-Posh-Spice. Just end up looking like a second rate Littlewoods model.

Ok so the ebay link was an exaggeration
what about beads..

like Goldie here

No way- and if you have a less than perfect tummy it will draw attention to it. I'm assuming you have a good enough tum to wear a bilini though!

bikini that should read!

oh i dont care
life is too short to worry about your stomach