nail varnish isnt it? So why do they call it polish enamel adn colour

[GingerIgnoramus]

fgs
everyone says nail varnis

But who calls it enamel and colour? Apart from those of a poncey dispostion of course.

I call it nail polish.

do you?
surely only beautcians say "I must put some nail polish on my toes"

Ginger have you been reading Grazia? They're going to disappear up their own arses very soon.

Enamel and colour seem very pointless but surely polish is pretty normal?

god i sent ds to buy it this mornign and he panicked and got the Times instead.
They so are
i would:

1. bin mary portas

2, ban the words fashion forward etc

1. get them ou of hte habit of making three letter acronyms out of everything

4.stop the drippy" my husband died" stories they seem to love 5 make them realise that we dont all live in LOndon

1. make them realise that we cant all consider shoes between9 and 11cm high as medium height

1. ban the phrase fash pac
2. stop with the brad and Ange are living apart nonsense
3. ban all Geldolfs but especially the ugly one who isn't called Pixie

yes yes spec no 8

BAN the phrase 'pop of colour' fgs.

Ban the fashion features which involve a D&G dress 'price on request'. Oh how accessible.

Stop having Lowri Turner spout her mouth off in the topical debates.

CEASE NOW all Brad/Jen/Angelina non-stories.

Btw my gran called it nail lacquer. So did I until my friends at school took the piss.