Horrible chickenlegs - what can I do?

[CowardlyAndChickenlegged]

Holiday in glamourous south of France in 6 weeks time.
I have been exfoliating, moisturizing, dry brushing, fake tanning but am still left with reddy-bluish bumps all over legs, aaargh!
Don't really know why but I am stangely embarrassed about this have namechanged .

Sounds weird. have you been to the doctor?

We're going to the South of France in 6 weeks' time - clearly I will be able to spot you a mile away

Seriously though, it's not remotely glam, no-one will bat an eyelid.

I wouldn't bother fake tanning but if your legs are extra pale, you might benefit from a couple of sunbeds to ease them into the process.

Also you might try waxing - it'll make them a bit more raised and bumpy in the short term but will be fine by 6 weeks

But the main message is just DONT WORRY BECAUSE NO-ONE WILL CARE