MORE DP swoonery

[ReginaCovington]

ok skinies ar OUT

thes are in

www.dorothyperkins.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId= 20552&storeId=12552&categoryId=134434&parentcategoryrn=51531&productId=1223334&langId=-1

yes the plain fitted top was going ot be an issue.

100 you are shioite

I know. You need to be my personal shopper. I get tired quickly and hate everything. I need to get my groove back. Then I spend ages admiring lovely dresses for 19 y-o

I like www.jigsaw-online.com/productdetails.aspx?id=1000164&itemno=J08711this

but I don't need a coat

and it costs ££

BUT

i whoosed my mum.
even she said i was like some kind of heat seekign missile.
i sit in the changing room and take hangers and give out Opinions.

I bet you're great. I get tired and hot and feel cornered. I always end up chatting up the shop assistants and usually leave empty-handed.

Except last time I went shopping I got talking to a french lady, and she dragged me in the changing room and kept passing me things, and shouting 'structure' and making me put on tight elastic belts. I liked her v. much, and I bought things. Including the tight 'structure' belt.

i have one of those htat makes me look bosomy so its still got its (hefty) price tag on it

Hmm. I am bosomy, but it did give me a waist on this rather nice silk dress. I told french lady I thought it was 'boho' like that, all sack of potato looking, she curled her lip in horror 'non, you need structeure' she said. I was in her power.

Pleats on the waist are a big no no IMO

Yawn....we wore these in the 80's. We now look back at photos of ourselves in horror and cringe.

Look back in horror I mean..

Not a chance on me, it would be laughable.

Ooh only if you have a teeny weeny bottom and hips. I have nice legs and a large arse so would be vile on me.

Not for those with Saddle Bags I wouldn't have thought.
My thighs really need no extra accentuation, I would look like the Michelin man in white ones.
No, not ever never never.