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is it the THING to have a bikini with your TIT poking out the bottom

44 replies

Joggler · 23/05/2009 17:19

I keep seeing this.

can peopel not POP their tit in the tit holder?

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Stinkermink · 23/05/2009 18:44

It was just the edge, but I don't know her well enough to tell her to "put it away love!" And her hubby was there and he didn't say anything!!!!

traceybath · 23/05/2009 18:45

Not a good look unless one is channeling jodie marsh.

But thank god you can now buy different size tops and bottoms.

Joggler · 23/05/2009 18:50

Maybe she has three stinker?

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Stinkermink · 23/05/2009 18:50

Not only that traceybath, but for dresses you can buy tit tape and I will never understand why people don't to be honest. Although I've nearly had my tits ripped off in a strappless dress because the tape is very strong and someone stood on the back of mine. In fact the force was such that I carried on walking and their stilleto was still stuck in my hem!!!

Stinkermink · 23/05/2009 18:51

No this was definately the one nipple on the one boob! Not bad boobs tbh, but you don't need that in the middle of that afternoon do you? Or is that just me

traceybath · 23/05/2009 18:56

On the subject of nipples why do some women not seem to realise that i have no desire to see their erect nipples through their very thin t-shirts when dropping ds at school.

OK it clearly gave the games teacher a thrill but honestly - either put on a cardigan or invest in a t-shirt bra.

Stinkermink · 23/05/2009 19:32

I have that whole involuntary erect nipple thing going on myself and it is for that very reason I wear padded bras.

lou33 · 23/05/2009 19:52

lol @ joggler's comment to me

Joggler · 24/05/2009 12:33

I have bought a bikini top with very light padding to stop niple show through.
boobs big enough with out to have an advance warnign party

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Flame · 24/05/2009 12:36

I can't picture this at all - is there a link where I can gawk at it?

Or do I have to drive near you and oogle random women?

Only seen neighbour in bikini today - ain't pretty, but no nipple issues.

ruddynorah · 24/05/2009 12:48

like this

ruddynorah · 24/05/2009 12:49

or this

lou33 · 24/05/2009 13:02

yep, as i said, horrible

Flame · 24/05/2009 14:27

Ew! WHY?!? I have a bikini top like that - but it was something insane like an 18 or 20 to ensure that they all stayed in!

Vamonos · 24/05/2009 14:35

I reckon it's to do with showing off a pretty obvious boob job.

The pneumatic tits don't actually need anything to hold them up, and their owner cares not a jot whether they look real - the faker-looking the better probably. Hence the 'hanky draped over a football' look.

Joggler · 24/05/2009 14:37

I think

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Flame · 24/05/2009 14:43

See, that's the other thing... when did they stop wanting boob jobs to look realistic?? My mate is getting hers changed because they look like that.

cheesesarnie · 24/05/2009 14:44

im just that they have anything to put in bikni top!just yes is bleurgh.

Polgara2 · 24/05/2009 16:29

Oh ladies I just needed a chuckle thank you!

I do agree with you though, it's not that hard to get one that fits fgs. Of course as you say, that wouldn't show off their boob job would it.

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