Please can I share this utterly bizarre swimsuit

[tattycoram]

a top shop offering What are they thinking?

imagine the tan lines - nice

that is horrible

It's that freaky wierd playboy thing again isn't it. Yeurch. Comes in fuschia too.

Mmm sexy....not.

notable that they seem to have sold out of size 6's but not anything larger

Thats vile.

Could imagine someone with blond highlighted flicks in their hair wearing that and carrying round a tray of cocktails.

it will be worn in clubs not on the beach.

Yeah Norah. Lap-dancing clubs.

Lordy, I am out of touch

no, just with a skirt or maybe skinny jeans.

or boy shorts

promo girls

girls don't wear frocks so much down the discos these days

i sort of like it, probably wouldnt wear it though!

have you seen cut-away swim suits on? they are truly vile. even when they don;t have a bizarre bow tie thing going on

is that directed at me HW?
if so no ihave never seen one on

no not particularly - I realised after that it looked like it was . they do look very strange though I can assure you. they do funny things to hips. I guess they're meant for people who don;t have hips

the invisible woman on the picture has a saggy arse

Oh thank god. I've been looking for the perfect swimsuit to wear on my karate weekend where we will (apparently) be training in the pool.

I'm sure they'll all take me ultra-seriously if I wear that.

Hw
not sure i would fancy taking dd ofr her swim in that, one grab and whopps

surely it's channelling 'Borat'

How about this one from Sweaty Betty,

www.sweatybetty.com/Scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=3989&idcategory=73&ncx1=43&ncx2=55&ncx3=73&title= Cleopatra+Swimsuit+%7C+beach+wear

I do like the colour though.

claireinthecommunity now I know I'm up too late - I didn't register it was a cutaway and thought "Who the hell has a waist that thin??"

Claire - That is vile £90 too!

OMG those swimsuits are truly disgusting

KayHarker - lol at "Who the hell has a waist that thin??"

Yurtgirl - yeah, a lot of money!