i've given up. you lot are my last hope

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I need an outfit for a wedding in August.

Im huge and nothing looks good on me.
I think i may just give in and go in jeans an a t shirt if you lot can't sort me out.

Im 6'1. size 24. large'ish norks.

pic's of me moosh on profile so be carefull small children aren't about before you open it.

HELP!

gosh you are seriously hot! norks should be presented nicely at wedding so cleavage but not plunging. what is your waist like?

You look amazing - bloody hell. I am 5' 11'' and about a 22 and I look a hell of a lot worse...you have youth on your side. So I also go through the 'I'm huge, have nothing to wear, everything's too short' thing.

What do you mean nothing looks good on you? Are there styles/shapes that DO?

Looking for shop suggestions or new ideas for something you wouldn't normally wear?

Give us a few more clues...

I think this is nice and would suit you You are stunning by the way

you are quite stunning

colours you like? Styles?

green?

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i am thinking 50's stylee sex siren

same dress, different site, better model imo

I go in and out at the right places but i have a belly. (and a fat backside!)

i have this idea of a lovely long floaty maxi dress but everything is either too short or makes me look pregnant.
plus im finding the tops are a bit too small so my boobs spill out.

Im normally a trousers and top, smart casual kinda girl so i'd like to use the excuse to dress up.

all idea's gratefully recieved.

what about this maxi dress? I think shorter and more fitted would suit you better though.

i wish i could pull off a 50's style siren!

like the green dress. the stripes is nice but do you think it might make me look a bit old?

www.newlook.co.uk/1672015/167201509/ProductDetails.aspx

I always feel a bit more 'secure' in black with a bit of colour - don't know about you. think this would be fab with a shrug - also a bargain!

You are gorgeous. Jealous of your perfectly clear skin!

Agree on the 50's look. Do you have a fairly hourglass figure? What about a simple fitted top and floaty A line skirt or a wrap style dress with a light cardigan top. Will look for links.

that dress is nice. is black ok for a wedding?

the only problem i have with a shorter dress is that i have quite chunky calves

largeish norks?

i like the stripy suggestion you have the presence not to be overwhelmed by it...

are you doing a hat thing?

maxi?

If you are talking about the black maxi dress I linked to, they do it in black with white polka dots which is the one I liked and I think would be great for a wedding.

ooh i love that littlewoods one. is it formal enough?

i would love a hat but would have to find an outfit that works with one.

www.monsoon.co.uk/invt/42034763&bklist=icat,5,shop,women,womentops,kaftanwomens

Or go for something like this with floaty, wide trousers and sandals. Would really suit your colouring

navy wrap

no to kaftan, yes to cleavage.

I am quite impressively drunk this evening but am very excited that you have a son and daughter same age as mine and you are the same age as me!!

I should not drink alone on mumsnet i think?!

But you are gorgeous and have amazing hair.

Oh hallo Goat. I was just thinking of you today while reading Dr Seuss and thinking I haven't seen you around for a while, and how funny your name is.

hello - been off mn for a while. glad you like my name!

nice top, with white wide leg linen trousers?

dresses

depends if you fit a bravissimo size 18 or not, but with your colouring, some of the purple or 'teal' dresses could look fab.

[http://www.simplybe.co.uk/productcache/DAL/BO8418/QB517HQ.html prom dress?]]

This would work, comes in your size, glam 50s style