Damn you Boden catalogue, damn you all to hell!

[stinkymonkey]

Like many of you, I receive a Boden catalogue in every bloody post. Honestly, you buy one swimsuit and you are forever stalked by ponces in 'sassy' overpriced crap.

So I have developed catalogue blindness, and taken to ignoring them and tipping them straight into the recycling. Last night I picked one up that had been lying around for a while. But on closer inspection, it turned out to be a Space NK catalogue. With a voucher for loads of free samples. Which expired last week.

Nooooooooooooo

. Bother (to put it politely).

do you feel my pain sister?

What kind of vouchers were they? I remember last time I had a voucher for a free sample to Lancome or some such counter, they didn't have any left in stock and the girl at the counter looked at me as if I was really cheap for asking for it. Not worth it. There, feeling better now?

Space NK give good samples, it was a voucher to go in and claim a bunch of them. If I look shit I am blaming Johnnie Arseface Boden

I do feel your pain . I've only ever bought a couple of presents from SpaceNK, and I seem to have dropped off their mailing list, but I used to love their catalogues.

Did anyone see in the Times that Michelle Obama has asked for a Boden catalogue!

I got a complimentary Cath Kidston catalogue in a magazine - that was scary! I am still shuddering thinking about it, all those horrible oilcloth bags.

I emailed Johnny complaining about his abundant use of trees and he kindly stopped sending me catalogues.

I wrote on my return slip to stop sending me their condascending bloody catalogues...still sending them.
am starting to HATE Boden...
can't even bare to read them in the loo anymore