Really really REALLY bad shoes

[S1ur]

why?

PMSL! They look like an instrument of torture!

Really bad. Yes. Though have to say gladiators with a teeny heel marginally less ugly and unflattering than those without.

On my colossally fat calves, those would look like some kind of sausage torturing device.

Not only are these really lovely to look at but they are, apparently:

"Classic yet truly modern, this reinvented style has cutouts, studs and buckle closures."

No actually. And [angst] emoticon that she might think me an impersonator...

Nooooo. More, erm, like a very stern and druggy grumpy novelist but a bit Spoonerised.

Hey hey maaaatey!!!

Not seen you for aaaaages. Oh dude how are you?

That's the one!

Have been incognito for a bit [marking - argh! - and internet stalker paranoia ]

But mostly just trying to put up fecking curtains that have been sitting in a pile in my living room for a year. We now have - count 'em - 11 laundry baskets. Disorganised? Moi?

It's my own fault for going on bleeding holiday and having more lovely babies. I should have known the only way to cope would be to put nose to grindstone Non-Stop for 10 years.

And you? How are things in the Slur-burbs? Where is me old mucker BALD? I don't think I have tipped her off either.

They are vile aren't they, my uber trendy friend is lusting over them and I am keeping the pressure on to just say NO.

oooh only the very best people have stalkers

YY Boysie is about and I just have tipped her off hope that's alrighty.

and I mean told her not anything untoward.

ahem

I spy an old mucker abroad here

How are you

I am Studying [self important] and not around MN much boo hoo

Am fine but MUST go to bed. On our fifth night of swine flu coughing here so anticipating hourly wakings. But will catch up properly soon....

Yes...gladiators are not for me and whilst I am in style and beauty

FGS..

STEP AWAY FROM THE RUFFLES!!!!!!!!!

as you were..........

studying? Good. What?

Ach it's a thing for childminding, bit mind-bending writing essays at my age.

We'll catch up properly soon, I owe you an email

OMG.
I could understand if it was some kind of bad competition between teenagers (Whoever loses wears the bad overgrown Jesus Sandals), but they expect people to pay to wear them?

No, no, no.
They are beyond hideous.

say Lupus, that is pretty good hmm. yy Lupus. I likey.

So yeah PM me sometime (not sure I gave you me email addy) when you've recovered from swine flu natch. I believe the jury is still out on viral emails...

yes muggle indeed it IS wrong.

Plain and simple.

We should petition somebody.

Or scold people wearing such things at the very least.