How to have the perfect bare bottom?

[MagNacarta]

I accidently caught sight of my bare bottom this morning (two mirrors facing each other) and it was not a pretty sight. Now the thing is that clothed it's a good shape and size and much loved by my dh (this is not a bum sex thread ). It was sort of spotty, as in not whiteheads, but red lump type spots and not very peachy looking (sorry if TMI).

There's not many part of my body that I like, but this is one and so I want it to look good bare as well as clothed - what to do? I give my body a quick once over with one of those exfoliating flower things in the shower and usually use a moisturiser.

A proper body buffing brush? But mostly just Never Turn The Lights On...

I'd recommend Buffy from Lush

Ahh buffy looking good Macdog.

Er..have you seen the oil cleansing thread? Maybe it could be relocated south? Could be worth a try.

I haven't tried it anywhere other than my face, but it gave a good result.

I spend much of my life drawing a veil both real and hypothetical over that whole bum area but if you've got one to show off, then buff away.

Definitely Lush's Buffy the Backside Slayer. Absolutely genius product and I love the smell!

Good for bumpy upper arms too!

Im not sure that anyone would be safe Tsarchasm if their dh saw them oiling up their bottom...I wouldn't recommend it

ROFL You could be right! I'd need a 25 gallon drum of oil too

I don't know - you're only ever a half thread away from bumsex on this site!

I second Buffy, tis fab!

Tis my birthday next week, so I'll ask dh to buy me some buffy, no oil in case he gets the wrong idea .

My bum is stripey.

You lot are obsessed!

Er hem MoanyLisa - I clearly said in my op that this is not a bum sex thread. I think you are the obsessed one.

another one here for buffy, I used to use it and it made my bum much smoother and less zitty. Must get myself one before summer hols in case my cheeks pop out of bikini while chasing ds on the beach.

body brushing and that waitrose bum butter

tis amazing