I bought a new jacket today

[Nabster]

Looked fab in the shop, took tags off and wore it out.

I don't like it.

Makes me look fat.

I am fat but even so...

Well, do we get to see it?

take it back and explain exactly how you have on here i bet they'll refund you

Twas only Tesco.

Should have waited until tmw when I am off to Bluewater childfree.