ROLL UP ROLL UP For the worst bikini ever seen

[mrsmaidamess]

It's made of Astroturf

I love the way she's been caught unawares.

PMSL!

Holy Mary Mother of God!

That is, ahem, quite something.

words fail me.....

those daaaaaaamn paparazzi ought to be stopped!

That poor girl is obviously just trying to relax on the beach with a good book and those fecking photographers keep hassling her!

I may write a strongly worded letter of complaint

(the bikini is gorgeous btw, I'm off to buy me one of those!)

oh. Just in case anybody didn't quite understand.

Every word of my previous post was bullshit.

every word

I know squonk, they are such natural, devil- may- care shots.

You want words LadyHelen2? Let's try 'nasty'.

wow. we saw some decking just like that in B&Q

That's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. It's giving me flash backs to playing crazy golf for some reason.

lol Gemmie

My god, well she carries it - ahem - well...in the circumstances

How did she get it on? Over those mammoth melons? Its like one of those metal knot puzzles you get in a Christmas cracker

look how relaxed she is here on her lounger. Not a thought about paps watching baps.

oh dear lord, my eyyyyyyessss. Please tell me it's talcum powder or beer foam

something appears to have become dislodged here.

those are some interesting tan lines she's going to have.

That is unpleasant in so many ways

she has morphed into a different species here

aaawww bless

she'd be a lovely lass if she'd kept her Breasts 1.0

oi, snice - that's my link to a deformed breast!

Good heavens - what on earth does she think she looks like!

Her boob looks very odd in that pic snice posted

Oh dear me. I wonder if the soccer dome knows part of it's pitch is missing!

Im going to be a bit controversial here ...........do you think she should have got the next size up?

Sorry harpo!

I bet thats not a sentence you've ever typed before ( 22:11:41)

Can't say I have, snice...