...similar thread to rollinghedgehog's current one - plus about a billion others in the history of MN.
3 months post-natal. Got two nights out this week.
Nothing to wear and no idea how to dress for my fucking awful new shape. I'm 5'11 with a a generally OK figure apart from one big (excuse pun) issue - a belly that makes me still look pregnant . I can't do the usual baggy tunic / smock top thing with skinny jeans, as it makes me look so pregnant - I have really long, slim legs and it just accentuates the weird top heavy shape I have acquired (rather large of tit, too, actually).
Thursday night going for drinks & dinner with girlfriends, followed by comedy night. I don't need to be dressy, but I am sick to the back teeth of living in maternity jeans and Uggs and just don't want to look like someone who spends their days cleaning the kitchen floor and mushing up bananas
Saturday - more important - have a big hen do to go to and need to look a bit, well, sexy and glam.
HELP ME, PLEASE!