why are the MEN in the Boden catalogue such MINGOIDS

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with their werdy beardy beards and straggly hair?
God they look like redundant bankers.

adn the " road trip " copy - god the biggest road trip a Boden man goes on is to WAITROSE>

maybe justine is right

most of those are just stubble

i like the groomed beard too, not a flowing zz top/dumbledore style

Is it because the women are string-thin clones? Wake me up when they hire someone attractive.

lol at justine

maybe it is dh. His never really gets soft (has v thick hair though maybe this is why).

lolol at you and your proper beards.

I just don't like beards. I try not to mind them but I can't get past The Twits in my mind. Even a short beard has the potential for some minging clinging thing.

makes me think of Bill Oddie and the Goodies

Ah you've all got to up date your beard imagery! How can a nice groomed sexy beard be like the Twits? That's crazy talk. Bill Oddie had a dad beard, they're different, they're stringy and a bit unkempt. Dad beards are not nice.

boco stoppit, it leaves more beardy men for us if they dont like them!

I think you like dad beards secretly. All this talk of glossy beards, I don't believe it.

lol at the modern beard. Short does not mean clean, though it may be cleaner than long.

I like stubble. Nothing clings to stubble. It's all straight like a slide.

Well the ideal of the modern beard would be slightly longer than stubble, but stop before the curl sets in. It's a fine line, not easy to maintain, but well worth it.

That would be nigh on impossible to maintain. He could wake up to find you poised with a magnifying glass and scissors waiting for the moment of curvature.

You could invent a curve alarm of course, keep him on the straight and narrow, not go off on a tangent. Oh no.

God I need to go to bed.

wouldnt a beard trimmer keep it at the right length easily enough?

Yes, quite.

Or just regular clippers in fact. Luckily the Modern Beard is very easy to maintain, with no need for beard alarms.

the modern beard sounds like some kind of update on lavender marriages