WIDE WAIST BELTS - not with tits please

[SeymourButz]

It looks like they are holding the tits UP.
I think you have to be flat chested to get away with them - or stand up all the time.

blimey took me a while to get what you're on about

like a weight lifter belt

i blame nicky hambleton-jones for that look - she put every single woman in them on 10 years younger.

I also think you need to have a long-waist/body or it just cuts you up too much.

they don't work on pear shapes either

just emphasise the skittle shape