What was Johnie thinking?

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Wtf?

Looks like the cover of an 80's knitwear pattern.

I've bought that, feck off

but someone will on here so backtrack fast

That blurb sounds like someone really couln't be bothered to write it

Ahhhhhhh my eyes MY EYES!!!!!

ISWYM. Mind you, not so different to what you see in Joules catalogue.

No, it's hideous, I would put good money on that being available in all colours in the sale.

So if it is your thing, hold out for the discount.

God, sometimes they bring out some real corkers on Boden, don't they?

lol at Enjoy the nautical trend in our soft cashmere blend. Throw it on over jeans or dress up and sail into the sunset.

anyone lese feel slightly embarrssed about that fact they knew what is would be about just from the title? .

... what was johnie thinking

Dress up? How the F do you dress up a stripey orange jumper??

I'm quite sure my mum used to have a spaghetti pot that looked exactly like that!

Farking hell, just spotted the punchline price!!

Perhaps MNHQ could invite Johnnie's wife on for a MN chat - that would be interesting. What questions would we ask?

Dress them up with these.

I have to stop reading this thread as i've started to think it would be nice with dark bootleg sailor trousers and bright boat shoes

Wow coco, they are hideous!

its actually called

Sailor Jumper!

I have ordered the silver bag.

the satchel.

Or Johnnie himself! That would be a legendary live chat.

Actually I don't mind that jumper much, compared to some of his excrescences. But dress it up? That's ridiculous. Imagine that with a glam velvet skirt, heels and full slap.

oh yes please get johnie on.

'Imagine that with a glam velvet skirt, heels and full slap.' pmsl