Before I start - I am kind of frog shaped. That is, I have reasonably unchunky legs and arms, big boobs and one hell of a pot belly. I'm 5'2" and a bit. I don't really have hips - I have a relatively small bottom compared to bust and waist.
And I want to wear a denim skirt that comes half way between hip and knee, and black tights, and black uggy boots, and a grey batwingy type top with a picture thing on the front, and a green and grey scarf (you know, the patterned ones all the students wear.
BUT
A) I suspect I might be too fat to ponce around like this and
B) I suspect I may be too old to ponce around like this.
So, please would you tell me the upper age limit of dressing like this, and the upper clothes size limit of dressing like this.
I'm not telling you my size or age, I want the truth, not tact.