ANYBODY A BIGGER MINGER THAN ME?

[hifi]

currently i have
one small cold sore on lower lip
a huge one on my upper thats spreading across my face.
a red, very sore mound on my nose, cant squeeze as too sore.
on my left eybrow a red sore where i have tried to dig out an ingrown eyebrow, self inflicted.

LOL at competitive ugliness. Not quite the idea I have of other MNers when talking to the pixies in my computer

I'm utterly minging too

dry skin everywhere, split skin on fingers thats bleeding, don't even start me on my feet
two spots on chin
eyebrows need attacking with tweezers
roots need done
dry cracked lips

I am more minging Im sure. My pregnancy has given me a combination of really dry skin and loads of spots some that come up massive like boils. I have tired sallow skin due to lack of sleep and I am a hairy beast because I cant be bothered dont have the energy to wax. My normal clothes dont fit me and I cant find maternity clothes that will either, so I am wearing a combination of too tight trousers and DPs oversized tops. I am generally looking shite.

There do I win?

oo oo oo I have dry cracked lips as well.