Jeans for people with no ass

[IllegallyBrunette]

Had to buy new jeans last week as I was having to squeeze myself into my size 10's.

But it doesn't seem to matter what style I buy, the arse on them is always baggy because I don't really have one to speak of.

So, jeans for a flat ass needed please lol.

What about man jeans? Men don't have arses so to speak so maybe the fit would be better.

What about jeans for people with too much ass? Those I need! Sorry, can't help you

I don't know, but I want to buy my Mum a pair.

Maybe those ones with really low pockets because they look awful on a big round bottom! I can tell you that much.

I want a pair of jeans that lift up my bum. I don't have weight issue (size 8) just have a saggy glutes. I am so jealous of women with a full, high bum.

I want a pair of jeans that lift up my bum. I don't have weight issue (size 8) just have a saggy glutes. I am so jealous of women with a full, high bum.

I have no ass but do have a gut, I have recently bought a £15 pair from Dotty Ps and a £150 pair from Seven.

Both are high waisted enough to avoid flapping-gut embarrassment, I haven't washed them yet though.