tell me what to do with this tedious handbag

[Cappuccino]

my mil has given me a small, square, incredibly soft and quite good quality black leather handbag

it is just the right size, is better quality than I can afford, feels so very nice and is in v v v good nick - like new

can I make it more exciting? or is boring black bag okay?

am bored by black bag. But like black bag. DYSWIM?

Ooh, I love skulls.

I was a bit naughty in Vivienne Westwood last week and bought a skull pedant made of little lavender flowers.

I love watching people recoil when they realise what it is!

pendant

I want a skull pedant

Imagine it looming up and telling you in a scary voice where you have misplaced your apostrophe.

skull pedants. scary shit.

i have a bling-tastic skull brooch covered in glass diamantee thingamys. it is much admired.

Is it the original artwork by Damien Hirst?

You could be a Radley keyring from ebay

**buy