Woman looked to be in her late 60's/70's.
Wearing what looked like a pink mini, knobbly knotted knees and legs, mushroom tights and white granny type wedge open backed sandals. Purple jacket over the top, red handbag, scraped back long grey hair in a ponytail capped with a yellow rose and a pigeon's feather (I kid you not about the pigeon feather).
She got on the bus I was on. Everyone stared. She took the jacket off and lo and behold it was a strappy sundress with ruches she hand a black elasticated belt under her ample bosom.