Mission Impossible, please find me a dress for xmas

[TheConfusedOne]

I'm short 5ft1 fat size 20/22 , very large of nork, dont like to show my back or arms, Oh and almost 50, so dont want to look like Mutton.

We are actually having a Christmas Do this year, (were the average age of the other wives is 25, with beautiful figures and no wrinkles) so want to look halfway decent!

We are going here

Please help!!!!!!!!!!!

actually dosnt have to be a dress could be trousers and fancy top even, do feel more comfortable in trousers.

this? sort of thing

It goes up to an 18 but monsoon sizes are huge, an 18 is prob a 20

this top nice

Nice CD, but not sure on the frill, knowing me would get my dinner down it!

you could use a napkin!

dress & bolero on the right any good?

Now that I do like, Love the colour, have olive skin and dark hair and can carry bright colours.

what shape are you?
eg apple, pear, brick etc

No dress to 'frilly' tend to like more classic things, and colour did I say that!

Not sure of your budget but I have bought a few things from [http://www.chesca1424.co.uk/ here]. They are online obv but also have depts in House of Fraser and John Lewis I think. That's where I first came across them.

Aargh - my links are not working on a new keyboard. Google Chesca.

definitely apple, but with a bum as well [umm not selling myself here am I)

this is rather fab

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apples don't have bums
sorry!

you can find out here

Nice Buda, but their evening clothes feel a bit for older women, don't want to look like mutton, but not like a granny either (even if I am)

Budget up to about £200.00.

CD that is where I got my shape thing from, closest to what I look at in the mirror was a apple.

Actually looking again think I am a Cello.

hmmm, cd's first dress is very nice indeed. You could make it look very sexy

like this one but would have to cover my arms with something.