this is not a carrot jean fgs this is a MUM jean

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www.missselfridge.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=2 0555&storeId=12554&categoryId=101447&parentcategoryrn=70074&productId=869154&langId=-1

OMG I can't believe how bad they are. I clicked on the link thinking "It's Miss Selfridge, how bad can it be?" but was horribly wrong.

I think somebody needs to give the fashion industry a good slap.

And WTF is a 'playsuit'.

I saw a girl yestesday who had literally stepped out of the 80's.
I looked all around to see if I could see her time machine but there was nothing.

Imagine slash neck t0shirt with large neon make-up'ed face. Neon vest underneath.
Purple leggings with electric blue tights under (i just thought "hmmmm you'll get thrush wearing that") and navy blue(i think...my eyes were hurting my the time i got to the shoes) pumps.
Her hair was big and badly hi-lighted...

She looked....ummm...interesting.

I even tried to get a photo of her to post on here so that we could...errr....comment on her choice of colour co-ordination.

Wah! My eyes. They burn!

M&S has racks and racks of 'carrot leg' trousers. They are all beige with elasticated waists. I wonder if they realise how 'now' they are?

Lapin, no there is no woman in the world that they would flatter.

but (hide your eyes everyone)
they look even worse on my ex

I saw him the other day and he is still wearing womens jeans

that taper

Oh and this is the guy that criticised MY clothes...

his hair looks like Margaret Thatcher but strawberry blond

need I go on?

At M and S being at the cutting edge of fashion.

omg just noticed the 'back view' - looks like the wearer has a filled nappy.

Yeah, that's the look we're all striving for...

Can we have a sweepstake on how many people will turn up to the xmas do in a pair?

I didn't even realise these sorts of jeans had a name and were deliberately made to look like that.

They are gross.

When I've seen women wearing jeans like that I've just though that they were just badly made/were a bad fitting

awful, awful, awful. why would anyone do that to the human race?

Oh lor, they look like my legs, if my legs were made of blue denim.