PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE sort out your farking feet you utter mangey nobs

[FluffyMummy123]

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Oh I do blardy hope so Sobernow

Round of applause for OliveOil (will try later, and if I have lilac feet for a week I know where to find you )

An unpainted little toe = I have no pants on and an sex ready.

I thought everyone knew that?

Really?

Well you live and learn

I have clearly led a sheltered life, I had no idea there were toenail painting regulations.

even at nearly 28 weeks pregnant, my feet are in great nick!

it's not as easy as it used to be, but definitely doable, including nail varnish!

yuk at manky feet.

OO's method for painting nails works a treat.

Thanks for those links Tiger. What's it like buying shoes online? I've never really been one for mail order clothes and shoes as I'm put off by the hassle of sending something back if it doesn't fit. Can you convert me?

Also, does anyone else get this? I'm always getting blisters on the soles of my feet - not where shoes rub on heels or toes, but on the soles. The fit/comfort of the shoe seems to have little to do with it, although it's better if the shoe has a fabric insole. Sandals are a nightmare.

you know, i dont wear make up and never paint my fingernails. but i always, always have painted toenails. this week i am loving bright (nearly neon)pink toenails with tanned feet.

I was behind a horned hoofer on an escalator in Fenwicks last week. I thought to myself, "Blimey, cod would go straight home and start a thread if she saw those".

My bronze nailpolish needs to come off. Not sure what colour to have next - but it won't be pale pink or orange. Navy hides the dirt is hot this summer.

I have naturally pretty feet.

'nuff said.

my sister has naturally pretty feet.

not too wide, not too narrow. with perfectly sized toenails on cute toes.

nut brown skin and any shade of varnish looks good on her feet.

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sounds like I am your sis, Expat.

BTW, you made them bloody tortillas yet?

"yellow horns" lol im crying with laughter her cod!!!!!!

My friends are like that ..Now I have a "name" for them!

You'd hate my feet. I hate my feet!

My last chiropodist hated my feet too. She sacked me.

Flexitol doesn't touch my heels. I used it for three months once, twice a day with those silly little socky things. All it did was turn my socks yellow. And I had a foot file once; one of those ones with the sharp bits all over it. First time I used it, my heels made it smooth.

I am a lost cause.

I am never without the ability to grate cheese, though

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The name suits me right down to my horned hooves.

Is amputation the only cure for me feet, do you think?

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I am an impatient bird of prey. I did use the flexicrap for three months though.

Namechanger. Had a stalker. Settling into this one very nicely though.

I have weird feet. Always, in summer they are tanned, whilst my legs and the rest of me are white.

Its like they belong to someone else.

Aside from that they're fine.

Shitehawk: go to the Caribbean. walk barefoot on the sand 2x a week for the next 8 weeks. That will soften up your feet.

Oh! Went to BBQ Sat night but just checked feet as leaving the house and noticed feet looked bad so rubbed on some 8 hour cream and put sandals on.
When I got home noticed that feet were black - dye from sandals had rubbed off on feet ! Mmm v. attractive.
Does this make me a minger icod or can you accept that it was a mistake.

Can I get that prescribed on the NHS, kiski?

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Mine are looking good, although my nails need redoing. May well redo them later. I do prefer to give my nails 24hrs to breathe between colours, otherwise my nails go a funny yellowy colour. Ewwww

Heels are good.

Long toe nails make me heave. Mens feet ar rank. Haiy toes, grim, long, raggedy toenails. BLEUGH