lar de darrr - am off to a drinks do tonight early evenign

[FluffyMummy123]

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They will think she is in STEPS with the ear-piece!

No, no, it will be subtle, not with a microphone. She will do talking up her sleeve, and press ear piece. Like an FBI agent.

Then, she will take mac off later on and reveal Rizzo outfit and say 'I was only joking, I'm not really a member of the FBI'

and there will be stunned and embarassed silence on the lawn

and she can say

'Fooled ya'

and they will all look at their feet.

And then she can do the pushing someone in the flower bed routine.

It'll be great. Wish I was going.

lol Lapin.

I KNOW.

She could pretend to be a member of the paparazzi and go round with an old flashgun camera. And have a flower that squirts water in her lapel.

That'd be good, and odd too.

I do behave badly quite often. I get so bored.

Oh how fab. Can somebody please film this event,as it would be tres amusing.

How about a hunting knife strapped to her inner thigh?

Y Y.

or a notebook?

Take down things that people say, nodding, without explaining what you are saying.

That should unnerve them.

What you are doing.

Those are all my best ideas. [bows]

EVEN BETTER. GET THIS;

She must go naked, but cleverly painted in statue paint, and stand on a pedistal all night.

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You fecker!

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lol

describe doctors.

Stripy blouses?