That make under show thing, farking great

[S1ur]

I have just found this (yes yes behind the times)

Do object to the snog, marry avoid catagories though.

But still, funny stuff.

wHAT THE fdECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

That tv thing the make under show, They take theseovermade up badly dressed chicks and then make them more au naturale.

You haven't seen I take it.

There was a girl who had plastic surgery to make her ears pointy like an elf.

She was rejected though.

Mostly too much fake tan types, made to look normal and ok.

what channel

WHY WOULD YOU WANT ELF EARS?

Fark knows why Cornsilk

Channel, erm bbc3 but done now. Lemme find linky thing.

All the better to hear you with, my dear!!

lol Jooly

Tis called snog marry avoid, somehow I missed that [doh]

review I haven't read

slur why are you up at this hour? Are you in Australia or something?

Nope, are you? I have been up and down settling late night wakers and now can't sleep.

And you?

I am not by the way.

Late night wakers?

dcs.

A nightmare.

So settled.

Then a disturbed one on back on me leaving after settling from nightmare.

So settled. Now I just am awake. It isn't the first time. Don't judge me

hmm - my dc's have nightmares too. Only the very most G and T have nightmares on a Friday night you know. Apparently Einstein often had nightmares on Friday nights.

well obv that would fit. I hear he didn't talk until 3 too, so that would work for ds.

Anyway poor lass (dd), she has been having them all week, I suspect she is either fighting something off or over exciting by upcoming birthday, or just 3 years old.

Not her upcoming birthday I should add, arrgh. There's a party she is off to tomorrow which she has been needlessly building towards all week, got in a bit of a tizz today about it.

She's fine, just little

Aww- bless! dd1 (4) had her dancing show the other week. Her moment of glory involved a beach scene where she danced around a bucket (!) That night when I went to tuck her in, she sat bolt upright and said in a panic "Where's my bucket?? Where's my bucket??" before lying back down and resuming her snoring! And here are we, worrying about the mortgage..!

What a star Jooly, and dedicated too. It can be anything though eh? I usually just think ah a virus that has no symptoms other than obnoxious behaviour and poor sleep. That'll be it then.

my dp keeps going on about this I have never seen it. when is it one

It was on today, I just saw it.
All the people looked better 3 months later They still put too much make-up on them, what is it with all the mascara? All that fiddling about with eyeshadow! I thought the couple with the piercings looked scarier without all the jewellery.
What is with the marry snog avoid shite. Is that the measure of success?

DD & I watch that. It's funny! Although I think letting them choose their own hair colour kind of contradicts the thing about "fakery"!!

Most of them look much better afterwards.